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A Joke About How Caracter Sounds Like Character
What is it about pregnant ladies that makes athletes want to punch them so badly? Brian Giles of the San Diego Padres (allegedly) slapped his pregnant girlfriend in the face, shook and kicked her, and...
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Morning Links: You Got Me, Mad Now
SportsVintage Promos: Jumpin’ Jeff Farmer Goes Full Force - In an effort to get all the people who hate me covering wrestling to be okay with it (or even enjoy it), here’s a classic from my days at...
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Raffi’s Worst Crime Since Bananaphone
Paul Bissonnette of the Phoenix Coyotes jumped on Twitter to post pictures from the team’s Halloween party, and I really do wish I could say “Paul Bissonnette as Hacksaw Jim Duggan” was the news to...
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You Know What’s Exactly Like 9/11? This Rangers/Caps Series
As a Washington Capitals fan, I was stoked to see them top the New York Rangers on Wednesday and force a game 7. If I had to compare it to one thing, I’d compare it to the excitement Todd Beamer felt...
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Phil Mickelson Does Not Enjoy Your Dumbass Questions
Okay, so maybe this is a case of Phil Mickelson being a butthole to somebody who was just trying to be friendly, but it could also be a revolutionary step toward removing assy form-questions from the...
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Dumbass Sports Reporter CONGRATULATES Matthew Perry On Cancellation Of ‘Go On’
Behold, at around the :25 mark of this video below, where we are able to witness one of the dumbest moments in sideline reporting history, as Fox Sports anchor Dan Moriarty INEXPLICABLY congratulates...
View ArticleSpike Lee is still doing stupid things
A big fan of Skee-Lo, Spike Lee finally got that rabbit in a hat he always wanted I’ve always thought of Spike Lee as like the black Oliver Stone, a guy who’s great at being provocative, but not much...
View ArticleTyler Perry was a victim of racial profiling!
One of the symptoms of being a preachy blowhard is that whenever a big tragedy or controversy happens, you feel like you need to somehow inject yourself into the situation, or explain how the exact...
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Man accidentally shoots himself in the butt during Bourne Legacy
What you get when you search "gun" and "dumb" on Shutterstock. Oh to have been a fly on the wall during this shoot. Ever since the Aurora theater massacre, people have felt an acute need to protect...
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Two Men Arrested for Souveneering At Paul Walker’s Death Site
Detectives yesterday arrested an 18-year-old and a 25-year-old from Canyon Country, California for stealing wrecked Porsche parts from the nearby wreckage of the crash that killed Paul Walker and...
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100% True Story: A Scottish Woman Had A Sex Toy Stuck In Her Vagina For Ten...
Getty Image When I was twelve and I first got my period, my mother wouldn’t let me wear tampons because I would almost definitely leave them in for too long and contract “toxic shock syndrome,” which...
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Dumb Guy Asks For Legal Advice On Reddit, Then Asks For More Once It Backfires
Getty Image Did you know that Reddit has an entire Subreddit devoted to soliciting the legal advice of strangers off of the internet? It’s true! But seeing that most lawyers probably have better things...
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LOL NOPE: Watch These People Try So Hard To Fit This Big Sofa Into A Tiny...
These poor, poor people. As much as I feel for their plight, I’m not gonna lie: I laughed my ass off through all three-and-a-half minutes of this hapless family trying so hard to fit this giant sofa...
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A Polish Playground Banned Winnie The Pooh Because Of His ‘Dubious Sexuality’
Wikimedia Before we get into this story about Winnie the Pooh getting banned in Poland, we need to look at cartoon characters who wear shirts but no pants. Here is an unofficial ranking: 5) Porky Pig...
View ArticleThis Fool Sneaking Up On A Hungry Fox Gets Exactly What He Deserves
I am not sure what this guy was trying to accomplish by sneaking up on a clearly hungry and skinny fox that was scoping out his neighbor’s chicken coop. It’s not like he was trying to scare it away or...
View ArticleKareem Jackson Sure Hates Chickens
Houston Texans cornerback Kareem Jackson is in some moral hot water this week, as his vacation to the Dominican Republic took a turn for the moronic after he Tweeted pictures of himself at a cockfight....
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